And the little man keeps entertaining!

So, that sweet little man of mine, I swear he's the cutest little man on earth! (I can say that, I'm his mother!) So, this week he's been keeping the laughs coming. The day after his escape from behind the bars, I heard him awake in his crib. I heard him playing, singing, and just chillin. Then he got quiet. REALLY quiet. I thought he'd gone back to sleep. So, I fell back to sleep. When I woke up, he was still quiet, but I could hear him moving around, so I ran up to get him. When I open his bedroom door, all I can do is LAUGH! And laugh a lot! He was TOTALLY naked! Standing in his crib looking at me as if to say "BUSTED!" I just laughed and said "What are you doing?" I walked over towards his crib where I encountered NOT a pretty sight. When I say the kid was naked, I mean, diaper overboard. Upon closer inspection and the rank stench in the air, I realized, in deed, he threw a POOPY diaper overboard! He smiled at me as I got closer. I picked up the goods (luckily, no poo escaped in the toss), wrapped up the diaper, and looked at my little man. His smile got bigger, and he said "MOMMY" I'm trying not to puke from the smell, and not to pass out from holding my breath all while laughing. Then I feel around on his mattress to make sure there is no pee. SCORE! No pee on the bed. However, as I look at his pillow, I realize, he'd sat on his pillow with his POO BUTT! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
Now, why, why would he sit his little stinky bottom on his pillow??? And I'm cursing myself for buying Pottery Barn Kids bedding! And I'm praying that SHOUT! will get the poo out of the pillowcase. I undress his pillowcase and grab the little man up, football hold style under my right arm, and I march us downstairs. By the way, I'm STILL laughing! I think this was the nastiest and FUNNIEST thing I've ever had one of my children do!

Well, fast forward to today. I tell Mr. Perfect that Little Man needs a new diaper. He says, NO I've changed him twice since you got here. I said, well, he needs another one. SO, I get up and take his diaper off of him, and I run to the littlest Princess' room and get him another diaper. And as I'm headed back out of her door I hear, "NO NO NO, don't do it, NO, you did not just do that! OH NO, I need HELP." No doubt, I knew exactly what had just taken place. I ask Mr. Perfect, "Did he pee?" Mr. Perfect replies, while laughing, "YES! He just squatted in the floor and peed!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! So, Mr. Perfect says, "We peepee on the POTTY!" BUT, what Mr. Perfect does is MUCH more hilarious than what Little Man had done. Mr. Perfect, picks up the little man and carries him to the potty, stands him up on a stool and says, "We peepee in the POTTY!" At this point, I'm ROLLING laughing, because a 20 month old child, does not know how to point his little penis into the potty. duh! So, I said, NO you have to put him ON the potty... Mr. Perfect attempts to put him directly onto the cold potty! I said NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, you have to put the seat down first. By now Little Man is franticly crying. I'm thinking that we've scarred him for life and he may not use the potty until he's in his 40's!

Oh man, he's the greatest little man ever! I'll never trade him, not even when he's throwing one of his SUPER SIZED tantrums! His funniest moments heavily outweigh his nasty toddler trantrums!

Speaking of funny moments.... check back soon, I hope to have a link to one extremely hilarious (going to be entered in america's funniest videos) video of Little Man LEVITATING... yup that's right, he levitated and it will make you pee your pants laughing!